1. We stay out late on a school night with the @SwingerDiaries gang. Richard is gifted a rock with no instructions.
  2. Richard crushes on our non-listener, but only Lauren gets the love.
  3. Lauren has a meltdown in the workshop causing full brain-to-mouth filter failure.

Rapid-fire interviews from Desire guests about getting wet, lingam stones, kegel eggs, and how young will you do?